Turntables for Sale

Larry Harrison says:

I nominate (Hayley) as having the best one so far.Me, I have several.(1) I’m not going to save the best for last, I’m going to get to it first, because it’s the most obvious & has been mentioned before in other contents.Thus: Ford, GM, Chrysler, Toyota, Honda, Nissan, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Subara, Daimler-Benz, BMW, Volvo (the car of safety, mind you), Saab, Jaguar, VW–all of the above listed manufacturers are announcing a recall of every single vehicle made. Since there are in the tens of thousands of highway traffic deaths per year, to say nothing of the injuries–some of which lead to paralysis & loss of functionality–it is irresponsible to continue to have any cars of any type whatsoever.(2) Burger King is set to announce they will no longer offer ice with their sodas. After all, you or your “beautiful children” could choke on them.No plans for recalling the sodas or food, just the ice.(3) The H&W Apartment Complex has announced they’re “de-roofing” all of their apartments & replacing the roof with plastic tarp. After all, a roof could collapse. Likewise, all apartments at H&W will now be ground-floor apartments, as to eliminate the risk of upstairs neighbors’ floors (your roof) caving in under their weight.(4) All computer keyboards are being recalled & replaced with “flat” types. All typists like me, who can type 75 words per minute, but depend on physical feedback for this, be warned–this is now a thing of the past, as all new keyboards will be “flat-panel” much like touch-screen keyboards on an Android smartphone. Why? Too much risk of a key popping loose & becoming a choke hazard.No plans yet on requiring all keyboards to be wireless, to eliminate all choke hazards courtesy of wiring, but such a plan is said to be in the works.(5) All toenail clippers are being recalled–pinch hazard(6) No more metal soup cans, they will all be plastic–they hurt if they fall on a child’s head(7) No more DVDs or CDs–too many children using them as frisbees and hitting other kids in the head, giving them cuts. No plans YET to recall all ceramic dinner plates & replace them with plastic for the same reason–yet.(8) On a related note, no more caps for flash-USB drives–not because people lose them (which they do), but because a kid could eat them & choke(9) PepsiCo Inc has announced “flip-top” 2 liter bottles of soda. Apparently children are swallowing the loose caps, so PepsiCo will now apparently have those “flip-top” caps much like bottles of shampoo, dishwashing detergent etc. Apparently this leads to the soda having no more vitality via carbonation, but PepsiCo has stated “safety first, who needs carbonation anyway?”That’s all, folks!